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A married, 30-something female meandering through life with highlights on fangirl ravings, geek culture, crochet crafts, living with cats, and the occasional educated idea.
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divawithanunspoiledagenda:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

(via tywinandjoanna)

crmediagal:

Me eating anything I love.

writersblockbuster:

Palais Garnier opera house in Paris

Photography by Jessica Halida (flickr)

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tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

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amygloriouspond:

Gratuitous Sherlock GIFs

John bouncing around Sholto like a puppy, and Sherlock being jealous.

(via bulecelup)

pardonmewhileipanic:

warrioromen:

brassknuckled:

pardonmewhileipanic:

warrioromen:

brassknuckled:

this hobby is getting out of hand

WHAT IS THAT EVEN, WHAT ARE YOU KNITTING???????

i need to know what kind of wool that is and what type of needles because i have a mighty need to make myself a huge ass blanket

Size 120 Needles (50$+) and 100% Merino Super Chunky/Giant yarn (around 40$ per 40 yard skein). I made a 26”x56” throw with fringe which used four skeins in 7/8 hrs so 160$ + Needles + Shipping. 

omg though

wow thank you so much for the info! It looks so good! 

(via holycrapyarnandstuff)

bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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(via dragoon811)

huffingtonpost:

Jon Stewart’s Priceless Response To Fox News On Ferguson

Jon Stewart is back from vacation, and he’s not wasting any time going after one of his favorite targets: Fox News.

Watch his the full brilliant 10  minute monologue on racism and Ferguson  here. 

(via crystalpapillon)